Everybody is a Superhero

Midterm:

For studying: ALL materials including video/music/soundclips

List from Wednesday (on ICON):
How is difference defined?
How is multiculturalism described?

Short essay questions.

London: impending invasion, something to be eradicated
Children: Difference does not need to be feared, onlyTranslated (interpreted).
Rong Radio: Globalization? Im(possibility) of finding authentic story.

Print vocabulary list from ICON.

What role does British intervention play?
Speaking from the inside or outside?
Who is the audience?
Seriously what is this shit about?
Is this a book?
What is paper?

We are doing a bit of freewriting right now. I'll take this time to type about something that I have a problem with. No matter how carefully I prepare or how delicately I eat, I, without a doubt, end up covered in scalding hot cheese and ham whenever I eat a hot pocket. Is it too much to ask for there to be a little bit more dough used on those edges? You don't see a bag of chips exploding whenever you eat half the bag (maybe this is because they only give you half a bag to start out?). Its like if you had a pig and while it was being butchered you got about halfway through and the hind end of the pig just exploded and shot lava everywhere.

Step up your game hot pockets.

Small groups fffffffuuuuuuu-

Do they still sell those giant containers of pickles in plastic bags?

This group is very quiet. I like this.

Everyone talks for four seconds and then starts writing things furiously. I'm copying till they're done. Hermit crabs hermit crabs hermit crabs.

I should probably flip through these books before the midterm. Also; an in-class test instead of a midterm paper? This is a satchel full to the brim of fucks.

Landscapes - distance created. I typed this but I don't know why.

I love how the small group dynamic works in class most of the time. Awkward silence, followed by short but highly opinionated discussion, directly followed by zero-eye contact silence until one group member decides to say something about another group member's backpack or something.

Get outta here, book discussion. This motherfucker has a kindle.

Girl in here is wearing a beret. What does that do? Its not big enough to be warm, its too oddly shaped to be comfortable, and is too outdated and strange to be fashionable. She could wear bonnet and have the same outcome.

I just judged the shit out of you, purple-shirt girl. You and your strange hat.

Has there ever been a class where more than 1/5 of the class participated? 25 people in here and 4 or 5 people talk.

SUPER-GENERALIZED CLASS TEAM ASSEMBLE!
Beard-Man!: hipster with the power to talk about the novel condescendingly while stroking his super-beard!
Mean Girl!: Mutant ability to demoralize anyone who attempts to speak up by talking down to them for "not really understanding what the author has to say." Also, heat vision.
Super-Douche!: Possesses the innate ability to piss off everyone in the room with his presence even though no one knows why!
The Incredible Lush!: Born with a hangover, this girl shows up to 11:30 class every single day looking hungover and upset. The 'incredible' is for her still-functioning liver.
Wolverine: The guy who types stupid blog posts on his laptop and doesn't pay attention.

I get to pick the names, so I'll be Wolverine if I want to.

William Lloyd Fucking Garrison

Today's topic: The book “Defending Slavery.” Oh boy. Theres a black girl in here.

The Curse of Ham: used to justify racism, does not apply to bacon (thank goodness).

The part about the negro gardner; saying a black gardner gave Eve the apple and the serpent had nothing to do with it. The only way this seems more likely is in that black people typically have hands where snakes tend not to.

Illness in slaves that cause them to run away, also known as “logic.” Notoriously absent in Southern plantation owners at the time.

Black girl is actually Indian. Close enough?

Whenever profs say “in the face of..” or something like that, I can't help but replace it with “IN DA FAAAACE!” in my head. Proslavery arguments threw this point IN DA FAAAACE of blahblah.

Why the word blah? Is there a preferred spelling or does everybody kind of wing it?

The Dixieland Democrats – awesome band name.

The PT Barnum of Abolitionists, the wet dream of anti-slavery activists, the American flag-waving boner of freedom – William Lloyd Garrison.

Theres a girl in class legit taking notes on an iPad. People do that? I thought iPad's were just a bigger screen to play Angry Birds on.

Prof is having us read this book to have us realize that the proslavery argument had a couple merits in their day. Is the whole book necessary? Make a powerpoint man.

I just don't like this prof. I'm not going to read your book, I'm not going to be a communist, and I'm seriously not going to buy or read your book. I don't even want to know the title. I would rather eat your book than read it, good sir. And for $25 dollars I would rather eat any other thing.

Why does it seem that the only people that still talk about racism and race relations are rooms full of college educated white people?

I should be a sassy black woman.

Ok not really. I'm pretty white and non-confrontational and I'm attracted to women, not to mention my utter absence of any other sassy qualities. But a man can dream!

Thursday I'm wearing a cutoff tuxedo shirt, tore up Levi jeans, cowboy boots, and a Budweiser hat to this class. Lets talk about sum'a that there slavery! It would almost be worth it to interrupt the silent class with the loud crack of a beer can opening.

Feb 21st, 2011: 20th Century whatever it is

Oh crap I don't know what book we're reading. Or what these "quotation.." somethingerother.. "..lecture" are.

Post-Imperial moment: Long live the Que.. Nevermind.

The book is called "A Passage to India." I wonder if the Indian girl in here is going to start calling shenanigans on everything. Is that racist? Only time will tell.

Anglo-Indian: Mixed ancestry White/Indians. Like an oreo, only with curry instead of cookies.

Actual note written on the board: India = Indianness. England = Englishness. I might do ok in here after all.

I'm gonna write this so my small group doesn't think I'm totally worthless.

Nevermind the know. Dude just called me out.
Snoopster: "What did you think of the book?"
Me: "Not much. I didn't read it."
Group nods in unison.

How often do Muslims pray? Group consensus: Nobody knows what they're talking about.

"Our religion is capitalism! blahblahblah" Effin hippies. Give me a mountain bike.

How was the weather on Sunday? Group consensus: Nobody knows what they're talking about.

The guy directly across the circle has the most perfect hipster mustache. He should get that insured.

1. Nature - beyond/transcends "man"-made structures
2. Aesthetic - What is beauty?
3. Universals - Liberalism, Sky.. Wait what in the fleeting frosted fuck are we talking about?

This lady just called out Snoopster guy in my group. Sweet, sweet victory.

Rigid codes of behavior - the way people function in a system
ex. When is it ok to steal someone's toast? Not very often, says the system.

Fascination with the abomination: Assertion that the instigation of a train station molestation abbreviation is a mere visitation of a vexation. Or something.

Snoopster just said Indian girl wasn't a "real" Indian. She looks shocked/upset.
Snoops: 1, Me: Not Racist

Feb 18th, 2011: 20th Century British Lit

Use of decrepit architecture, I just cannot give a fuck about any of this.

Very dark and dirty, the ghetto is a place that needs a housekeeper.

Architecture creates identity for characters, their surroundings reflect their feelings of self worth or something.

This sentence pertains to turtles.

There are bugs all up in those mothafuckas, not a fun place to live unless you are a bug. Then its like a party at a house that you can also eat if you want to. Note: jello house? Probably not a good idea unless the jello could be firmed up. Possibly cook a bread house, make turkey furniture and have vegetable rugs and paintings. Delicious turkey sandwich houses.

This is probably racist/homophobic/sexist in plenty of ways, much like every single piece of art ever created.

Broken people = broken property. I TOTALLY (essentially) TYPED THAT EARLIER woop woop.

The guy in front of me is playing a game that looks like pocket tanks. I will play him and I will beat him but I had better get a tracer and a sniper.

White working class: not an identity that is enraged. Obviously no one in here has seen Fox News or WWE. Idea: Mix those together.

Woman repeats lines; “kill the spiders,” etc. Everyone in here secretly hates spiders as well, so this is a point where the viewer connects with the narrator. Fucking spiders.

Segments scripted in movie; nobody wants to listen to what poor people really have to say.

Why in the hell does my chair squeak so loud? Its like i'm sitting on a unicorn with terrible gas.

More movies = no reading = exactly what I've done all semester except this time i'm doing what i'm supposed to be doing.

Wtf, is this Wyclef Jean? What are we watching? Homeless black man starts creepy dance party with himself and guys in masks. I kinda wanna have a seizure. 1 star out of 5.

Homeless black man is in two movies that use the same script. This one uses less terrible background music and less weird bald men dancing. 2 stars out of 5.

I think i'm just too white for this.